I am a teen ; also I want a sparkling vampire boyfriend.

Raise your hand if you enjoy totally contrived ridiculous fiction in the form of an atrociously written vampire (and I use that term loosely) romance novel.
Me neither.Until Twilight.

I’m sorry.
I AM SORRY BUT I LIKED IT.
Hate me if you will. I admit the movie was no cinematic masterpiece. It was actually quite poorly made. The acting was mediocre, the dialogue was TERRIBLE…but when the credits rolled, all I could think of was how badly I wanted my very own chalky-toned, amber-eyed, vampire boyfriend. Who sparkles in sunlight. And doesn’t feed on humans. Because that ain’t cool, apparently.
It’s partially this guy’s fault:

That would be Jackson Rathbone, my new boyfriend. He’s in a band called 100 monkeys that base most of their songs on improv. He’s also very talented at playing a schizophrenic. Saw it on some show called “Criminal Minds”, which I believe to be American? Anyway. There’s my latest unattainable goal whom I have pictures of on my aptop.
I mean I don’t.
Back to Twilight. As a film, it was complete garbage. But the story…Stephanie Meyer, as crazy and trapped-in-an-emo-teenager’s-body as she may be, knows exactly what every single one of us has at least once in our lives thought OMG EVERLASTING LOVE WITH THE PERFECT GUY SWOONY MCFLAWLESS (AND OH LOOK HE’S A VAMPIRE HOW FRIGGIN RAD IS THIS) …you get the point.
I have a few friends that enjoy it also, for the same reasons. Well that, and the fact that the male cast is prettier than what’s even remotely fair.
Avoiding the screaming eleventeen* year olds at book releases though (I save that shit for Harry Potter, bitches.), I can admittedly like this film and poke as much fun at it as I like, because, well…it’s easy.
…
I hope I never write anything like this again. I should be shot. Why am I even still awake?

* Haha..ya like my vocab?

"For the kid in the back of the class...

...with the backwards hat and his headphones on."

I finally got my laptop back! w00t!
By the way, the title quote is from Get Free by George Stanford. Great song :)

For Christmas I got the usual...
Money, gift cards, books(win!), a coat, chocolate (<3), and perfume.
I think the holiday has become ridiculous.
I mean, JESUS! The whole thing is about celebrating the birth of Christ,
hence the name Christ-mas.
People who don't believe in Jesus, or any God at all for that matter -- hell, they'd more likely believe in Santa
than God-- are celebrating!
WTF?!

Music is a lovely thing...
When it let it take over you can zone out of whatever you're dealing with completely.
You're at peace with the world, not numb but not...angry?
Ignore this last paragraph,
I've been listening to too much Kings of Leon.

McFearless, On Call, Trunk, Black Thumbnail, Closer, Revelry, Crawl...
I like Because of the Times wayyyy better than Only by the Night.

I'll just be quoting people and things for the rest of this post... Enjoy.

Edward Cullen:
"I can't leave in the clothes I came in. What would the neighbors think?"

Ghandi:
"I like your Christ, but I do not like your Christians. Your Christians do not act like your Christ."

True Blood (show) Season 1 Episode 1:
Random Vampire..
"Fuck me? FUCK YOU! I'll fuck ya, then I'll eat ya."

FIGHT CLUB!!!

"I am Jack's white knuckled despair."
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
"I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack."
"Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it! "
"Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem."
"I felt like destroying something beautiful"
"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
"You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh"
 "I am Jack's raging bile duct."
 I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. "

---

"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla."
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
"I am Jack's wasted life."
"I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection."








I am Jack's broken heart.

Merry Christmas!

And Happy Holidays!

Ciao!

"You are a splendid butterfly...

...It is your wings that make you beautiful."



"Even the prettiest of clouds are made up of freezing wetness."
Tom Milsom is a splendid butterfly :)

Merry Christmas Eve!
I'm just back from last minute shopping and I felt like blogging.
BLOGGGGGGG.
There we have it!
alright, I gotta go do intrawebby stuff.
But before I leave 2 things.

1.) I want to go to Comic Con 2010 dressed up as the Na'avi girl from Avatar.
  I'll pull a charlieissocoollike and turn blue instead of purple (video below)
2.) Idan Raichel wins at life. LOVE HIM! And all the 70 people who've worked on the Project :)
If you've got 30 minutes, check out this interview. (And the charlieissocoollike video!)






THNX 4 READING L8RZZZ!

(Listen to Mi'ma'amakim and Bo'ai and Im Telch and Ayal Ayale on YouTube. Bye!)

And to Cabra Casey (spelling?) I'm from Gondar too! <3

Google Verb Meme

Meron needs repair.
Meron looks like a party.
Meron says "I have NO idea who was responsibe!"
(she was probably lying)
Meron wants  you just give her your number.
Meron does not merely take issue with the traditional view.
Meron hates us all. <-- ROFLMAO!
Meron asks for it.
Meron likes to live and ride in L.A.
Meron eats bricks.
Meron wears a sheriffs badge.
Meron was arrested after "particularly violent" riots at the burial site of a rabbi.

The above is ALL TRUE!

I think I'm In LOVE...

With Zlatan Ibrahimovic. :)

He's a 28 year old Swedish soccer player. The striker for FC Barcelona!!!
Also known as "Ibracadabra", he's played forAjax, Juventus, AND Inter!
!!!!!!
He got a black belt at 17 years old and is fluent in Swedish, Bosnian, English, Italian, and Spanish.
Zlatan (oohh..we're on a first name basis..haha) does charity work for UNICEF
and is married with 2 sons.

So that was the Wiki style facts and business, but here's the REAL Ibra.














Wow..You're still reading?
Um...Okay.

 He. Is So. Damn. AWESOME!
Aside from being an incredible soccer player he's funny, and smart, and charming.
Sure he has a huge ego but he TOTALLY backs it up!
He's also dead sexy. Just sayin'.

What I don't understand about Zlatan though, is who he's married to!
I mean REALLY!
Look at her! Now look at him. WTF?

She's not worthy! Grr.


But whatever...Just know, Ibra. I'm here :)

He has about...11 tattoos?
The great thing is that when he's dressed you can't even see 'em.
That sounded weird..."When he's dressed"
As though I've seen him naked or something :-/
Weird.
*awkward silence.
But yeah!
And here they are:

1.)  Two Poker Cards: The ace of hearts and the ace of clovers. Good luck :)
2.) "Only God Can Judge Me": Religious as he is, it's no shock to find these words on a believer...
Be it on a plaque or on his 6 pack. (Hehe..that rhymed :P)
3.) His Name "Zlatan": He got this done in temporary ink for a commercial then decided to make it permanent
4.) Sefik: His father's name on his right arm.
5.) Jukra: His mother's name on his eft arm
6.) Tribal Symbols: On his right arm...They represent good fortune.
7.) Ibrahimovic: His surname written in Arabic (He's part Bosnian)
8.) Red Dragon: Symbolizes hi personality quite well :)
9.) 'Ibrahimovic Code': On his wrists he has the birthdays of his parents. three siblings, and kids.
10.)  Maximilian: His 1st son's name.
11.) Vincent: His second son's name.

*sigh* Gotta love me some Ibracadabra.
Aww shucks!
You can have one more look.
Go on, y'know you want it ;)



Bye!

dailybooth.com/Norem

Yes, I hopped on the Daily Booth bandwagon.
WHAT?!

I haven't left my house since Friday. :/
Snowwww.

  I've just watched:

- I Can Do Bad All By Myself
- Inglourious Basterds
- Pay It Forward
- Slumdog Millionare
- Mamma Mia!
- 10,000 B.C.





I need to stop biting my lips. And do my science hw. Like...now.

Alright byeee.
BRB. :)

Project 4 Awesome: Decrease Worldsuck!

 freerice.com ( <-- Please Visit Site!!!)
Google/YouTube the title of this post and you'll get it. :)

Alright. Let's start the blog.
EVERYONE'S SICK!
Honestly! I haven't taken the flu or H1N1 shots and I'm fine, but these
other people. Gosh.

A bunch of my new favorite things:

- Jazza (rhymingwithoranges on YouTube)
- Nerdfighteria Island
- Kings of Leon
- the Idan Raichel Project
- freerice.com
- Edgar Allan Poe

I swear my book list is getting too darn long! Grr.
Last time I went to the bookshop I only had enough cash for 2 books.
The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice and  The Year of  Living Biblically by AJ Jacobs.
Haha...Juxtaposition much?

Winter Break's coming up (<3) but I guess the world's been doing a sort of decent
job at fixing this whole "global warming thing-y" because...
IT'S GONE AND SNOWED HADN'T IT! <-- that was in a British accent :P
Whaaaattt?!
There's supposed to be 6-12 inches of snow this weekend :)
It's been so long since it's snowed in December it's insane.
Ahhh.
But now the entire DMV (D.C., MD, VA) area is flippin' out like it's a sign of the
apocalypse.

TGIF.

I need the following books or I will die of...BLAH!:
- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
- Stargirl
- The Complete Collection of Edgar Allan Poe

I won a contest in school today.
Intrawebz: Well, I can guess it wasn't sports related aye?
Oh ha ha. Very funny :P
It was about classic authors. So you're right.
List of 5 classic authors got me any book at the book fair of my choice. Booyah!

I suggest you review the following videos, songs, and pictures(?) or else
I will cry. ;(







For reading this far you get a prize :)
In Geometry today, Dester showed us his velcro belt.
Jennifer, in return, said "Heh heh. You got a funny belt."

P.S. Tatiana's in Mexico! We miss you tons Tati <3

Happy Sunday :)

What's today's playlist? All Kings of Leon.
- Taper Jean Girl
- Charmer
- Closer
- Sex On Fire

How bout that?
For the past...2 weeks? I've been reading and rereading Romeo and Juliet.
Best parts?

Mercutio: "O! I see Queen Mab hath been with you!"

Friar: "These violent delights have violent ends.
 And in their triumph die, like fire and powder.
Which as they kiss consume."

Incredible :)

Y'know who I'm fed up with?
The Salahis (white house party crashers) and Tiger Woods.
They're just a mess and I don't give a shit if he cheated on his wife!
Fuck 'em.

BTW, I want to go to Greece. Or Spain. Or Italy.
Like NOW.
It's snowing here :/

"Ice doesn't help the uncoordinated" said Bella Swan.
Yep.